Hello F*cking Good Matcha — Upgraded. Functional. Effortless
Sick of syrupy energy drinks and chalky lattes that leave you heavy-wired, then wiped? In a world overflowing with health trends and information, we’re all chasing better… but too many options? Things get complicated.
We’ve skipped the guesswork. Kloudy is clean, calm energy: ceremonial-grade matcha plus adaptogens, nootropics, and essential minerals & vitamins. It’s water-based (zero dairy), no refined sugar, and 50 kcal or less.
Our adaptogenic blend gives matcha an oomph, a smoother lift, lasting focus, and feel-good energy without the crash. Delicious and actually functional, because wellness shouldn’t feel like a full-time job.